We here at the Chimes believe that our goal should not only consistently provide you with news, entertainment, and social commentary, it should also by our goal to provide the opportunity to do so as well. But the problems is that many of our readers don’t even know that the blog exists let alone have the time or energy to regularly contribute meaningful content.
Fortunately the dedicated Chimes laboratories located deep underground have invented what can only be described as the next best thing to happen to the internet since Google and Al Gore. Loosely based on the Madlibs concept, we have modified for the digital age and renamed it… Build-A-Blog.
The basic idea behind Build-A-Blog is simple. I will write out the basic blog, add a few pictures, and then leave several key areas blank and underlined. The reader (you) will then copy and paste the Build-A-Blog template into the comments section, then fill in the blanks with whatever information is applicable, and voila, you have yourself a blog that took about 30 seconds to create! Allow me to give you an example:
Today I had _____ for lunch.
And then when you fill it in, it looks a little like this:
Today I had soy milk and a hot pocket for lunch.
Got it? Good. Now in this particular blog, I have included the template for a personal blog. If things become successful then we will introduce the specialized blogs, such as tech, fashion, and entertainment. So lets get down to business.
Sorry, I haven’t blogged since ____________ but I have been really busy with
_________, but the doctor says I am allowed to use public restrooms again. Anyways, it is now my favorite time of the year: Fall! This year for Halloween I will be dressing up as _______ and showing it off at __________. Hopefully it will work out better than last year when my ________ was showing and nobody told me. But besides upcoming Halloween parties, I have been pretty busy with ________. Also I have had to change my dating status because _____ and I have recently ________. But possibly the most ________ part of my life had been reading the Chimes blog. I think that they should rename it the Atomic Blog because it’s the BOMB! This blog is absolutely _________ and the author is definitely very __________, _________, and also _________. I cant wait for the next one to come out!
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Sorry, I haven’t blogged since Princess Diana´s funeral but I have been really busy with Y2K preparations, but the doctor says I am allowed to use public restrooms again. Anyways, it is now my favorite time of the year: Fall! This year for Halloween I will be dressing up as Flipper and showing it off at the Chimes budget meeting. Hopefully it will work out better than last year when my dorsal fin was showing and nobody told me. But besides upcoming Halloween parties, I have been pretty busy with sex and the soul. Also I have had to change my dating status because my housemates staged an intervention and I have recently felt convicted about my struggle with polygamy. But possibly the most pointless part of my life had been reading the Chimes blog. I think that they should rename it the Atomic Blog because it’s the BOMB! This blog is absolutely exploding and the author is definitely very dynamite, nuclear, and also deadly. I cant wait for the next one to come out!
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