#4

Guys, as a general rule, are the less complicated of the species. They require more food but less care and time. But despite being far simpler in tastes they have somehow managed to remain a mystery to many shoppers of the opposite gender. So in an effort to reach women where they are in assisting them to shop for guys, I have invented a magazine style quiz in order to determine whether or not the gift you have in mind is right for your man.

1. Was the gift designed by:
a. An engineer b. An artist
2. Is the main purpose of the gift:
a. To be useful, eaten, or played with b. to be scented
3. The commercial advertising this product featured:
a. Cheerleaders on motorcycles and William Shatner b. A narrator who whispered the whole time

If you answered B to any of these, then the item in question is not for a man. However, if the answer was A then you’re in luck and you have successfully found an excellent Christmas gift. The best part is, you’re pretty much done. You don’t even have to spend time wrapping it because he could care less about the wrapping paper. It’s not that he hates it, he just doesn’t even notice it. So don’t worry that he didn’t save the good paper on any of his gifts for next year, you could hand it to him still in the bag and he’d be just as content. Merry Christmas to all.