The founding fathers, who had to walk to school uphill both ways through 6’ of snow during the winters, did not believe that any sane person would actually want to go shopping during December. It is for that reason when George Washington and his son George Washington Carver invented the mall parking lot, they only designed it with approximately 27 spaces in them just wide enough to park your horse in.
In addition to the lack of parking, the weather is kind of ridiculous. Odds are, you are dealing with cold wet snowy rainy blizzardy cloudy weather unless you are currently reading this from Brazil. I highly recommend as your Official Chimes Gift Guide person that you just go back to bed. Its just too cold, wait till June.
No Christmas for you this year.
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Here it's definitely too cold to do any shopping -- I accidentally left a whole bag of shoes at the Decadox but have found I don't need anything but boots with the fur up here.
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